Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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