well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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