so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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