3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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