I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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