am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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