Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there's paper in my vomit.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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