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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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