so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You need a sexual gate keeper
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
