I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
