In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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