Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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