How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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