Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
