two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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