would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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