"it" just moved
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
love makes seman taste better
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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