Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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