the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
this will be a night to untag.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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