Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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