i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
this will be a night to untag.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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