That's intense
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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