Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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