If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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