is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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