On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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