How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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