no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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