Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Welp...herpes.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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