I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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