I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
They took my balls.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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