i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes