i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house