was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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