Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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