My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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