I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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