i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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