I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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