If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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