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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...

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dibs.

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(203): the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces... (603): dibs. http://tfl.nu/d3kw

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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.

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(908): she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up. http://tfl.nu/hjpb

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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.

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(302): Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up. http://tfl.nu/hjt8

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(650): I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'. http://tfl.nu/1o2s

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(407): View more from Florida

You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.

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(407): You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it. http://tfl.nu/b0d6

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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.

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(417): My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong. http://tfl.nu/opsu

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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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(423): In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name http://tfl.nu/dqgq

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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags

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(610): I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags http://tfl.nu/4wxr

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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.

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(317): You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order. http://tfl.nu/45qd

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.

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(717): We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes. http://tfl.nu/zq4p

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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants

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(615): those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants http://tfl.nu/jm8o

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(716): View more from New York

Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer

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(716): Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer http://tfl.nu/jd4w

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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.

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(610): Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight. http://tfl.nu/yorp

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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.

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(810): Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am. http://tfl.nu/2nux

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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.

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(845): My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians. http://tfl.nu/rtv1

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