Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.