When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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