He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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