The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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