you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
