why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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