she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
even my farts smell like vagina
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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