I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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