It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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