Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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