Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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