I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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