how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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